Which I learned the hard way. With my mouth. (I know I’m setting you all up for a crummy “that’s what she said” joke.) But seriously, these squash tasted like dirty, gross feet. I didn’t know this about these crazy spaceship squash before tonight. Tonight was my first tangle with these things & you can gather, I’m not a fan.

Like an idiot, I figured they would cook up like my other awesome crookneck, green and summer squash. They did not. Or perhaps they did & just taste like @$$. Is this the norm for these crazy spaceship squash? I have never eaten one before & I will tell you, I will never eat one again. In fact, I have just decided that I will never eat anything that looks like a spaceship ever again. Except and unless it is made from pure chocolate & macadamia nuts, or red velvet & cream cheese.
I got these mugs in my “box.” <<insert “that’s what she said” joke here.>> I had previously cancelled said box 4 days ago & now I’m glad I did so. (Note: I cancelled “This Week’s Box” because my garden is banging.)
In any case, this is my first official “WARNING” Post! I warn you to not get involved with these crazy outer space squash! I really hope I didn’t accidentally plant these in the fairly good garden :-0