I should really be outraged, but instead I’m mildly amused. And semi-outraged. Semi-mildly-outraged-amused-like. And you already know the disdain I have in my heart for these wayward, parentless rabbits, Max & Ruby.
The Boy has this book “Max’s Halloween.” (That’s my fault. I bought it before I read it!) I feel that it sends a terrible message & I’ve tried to hide the book, (though I’ve learned my lesson about straight up trashing things of his that I don’t like – I end up having to deal with a sobbing mess of a child and then repurchase whatever it was that I had originally gotten rid of, not to mention the wrath of The Husband who fails to understand why we don’t need 29 tiny plastic dollar store slinkies.) Well, this time I simply hid the book. Yeah, that didn’t work. The Boy is like Indiana Jones in the Temple of Max & Ruby.
When The Boy cannot have something he becomes singularly fixated, and will make it his sole purpose in life to attain whatever it is he is not able to have. Gee, I wonder where he got THAT from?
So, here’s a little excerpt from this wanton book … YOU TELL ME!!!!
The text to the left of this page reads: “Mr. Huffington filled their jack-o’-lanterns with gummy toads. Then he stuffed a few extra toads in Max’s costume.”
I’m sorry … WHAT??? I’m so NOT a prude, but Come.The Hell.On! This is teaching my child, A) to accept gummy toads from some crazed looking rabbit-man wearing a bow tie, with his eyes rolled to the back of his head in ecstasy, and B) to allow crazed rabbit-man to stuff said toads into his fricking halloween costume!!!! All while his clueless sister counts her candy!!!!! WTF!?!? The whole scenario screams inappropriate!!! The whole situation is unacceptable!!!
Yeah, I’m outraged, but amusingly so. I mean, I would be simply amused if only The Boy wasn’t so fixated on this book. He is reading this book as though it were Halloween gospel. I have since had to drill into his head that we should: A) NEVER accept candy from strange looking bunnies dressed in pin-striped suits; & B) never let anyone put candy in our costumes & C) never put candy in our costumes in general because it will ruin our costume. (***NOTE: The entire premise of the book is that people are stuffing extra candies in Max’s costume throughout his Halloween escapades. Seriously. I can come up with better story lines than this!!)
Thank you, once again, Rosemary Wells, for your tainted debauchery! Burn books?? Never thought I’d be on THAT bandwagon, but yeah, let’s start with Max & Ruby books!!